About

  JOSH AND JARED’S CLUBHOUSE


Josh and Jared met in high school. To cope with the stress, anxiety, and uncertainty of navigating their teenage lives, they retreated into a fantasy world where everything was a huge joke. They analyzed and prophesized over every person, place, and thing they encountered. To this day, they have still never stopped.

The archive is headlined by a flagship collection before being split into two categories: pastimes and people. The pastimes are self-explanatory: they're the stories, events, and jokes the guys have collected over the years. The individuals that make up the people category are not just anyone they've ever met, but those who stand out in the stories Josh and Jared tell regularly.

Note: for purposes of plausible deniability, “Josh” and “Jared” are fictional characters. We (I mean, THEY!) may not exist, and do not take responsibility for any claims documented here.



FLAGSHIP COLLECTION

The Slightly-Odd Odyssey
of Sris Sriado

Sris Sriado is, without question, impossible to describe — more of a legend at this point than he is a man. He is one of the strangest and most interesting people alive today, and Josh and Jared are proud to have the honor of calling him their friend. Without even trying, everything Sris says and does becomes instantly memorable. Stories of his life have traveled far and wide, and this exclusive collection will attempt to document them all.



The Pastimes

Beating up Tasha

“Big Ass Rock”

Break-a-leg-o-grams pranks

Breaking Point and Coming of the Age

Calling slightly-wrong names prank

Club Mallo

The devil ringtone and notes prank

“Edgar Allen Poe”

The files

The freshman Jared thought was cool

The ghost in the auditorium

“I look up to the stars, to see who you are...”

JAJA

Jared held Amanda's hand?

Josh and Jared's original clubhouse

“Let me put my uhh in your uhh ”

On respecting Mariah

Talking 401(k)s, mortgages, and insurance prank

Tapping two people prank

Two Brooms and a Phone

Yelling things out in the auditorium


The Thespians trip


The beauty salon joke

The Boston trip

Depressed at Steak 'n Shake

Ending up at Tasha's house

“It's nothing bad”

Losing My Religion

Josh's scripts

Josh and Jared are disgusting

Josh and Jared miss sad Sris

Listening to a random kid's mixtape

Prank calling

Two losers with no podcast


The People

Andrew L.

Ariel C. yelling “QUUUUUIIIIIEEEEETTTTT!!!!!”

The Big 5

Big John

Christian G.

The “dehh” kid

“Fifi” L.

Francisco O.

Greg V.

Karina and “I like this idea”

The kid who sat by himself

Kevin O.

Nick A.

Nicole M.

Philip L.

Rafael A.

Tasha's and Corn's open mouths


Jared's Clubhouse

The Mason-Dixon Line

The Untitled Rye Project

“YA GOT TITS!”