❐ THE BOOK OF GRANNY
Coming soon.
The almost-fatal Target trip
Audrey crying for Mommy
Being woken up at 4 am
Bernice's birthday card
The car manual
Celebrating every holiday
The Chinese figurine
The claw and the noise
The computer virus freakout
The crazy cruise woman
The cruise newlywed game stories
Draping towels on Jared and Audrey
Jared and Audrey diving for coins
Dressing as a witch
The filling the cup story
The freezer almonds
The gel pens
Going to Goodwill
Granny's Bed and Breakfast
Handling Your Ups and Downs
Her wig
Interacting with servers
Lunch and a movie
Making birthday cards
Loving “Mambo No. 5”
Jared saying “I don't know”
Jared's magic tricks
Jared's scientific missives
Keeping Jared warm
Inviting neighbor kids over while we skinny dip
Making Jared macaroni and cheese
The mattress question
“Metal bottle”
Phone doodling
Piano playing and her fingernails clinking on it
The pool
Playing War
Rummikub
The riverboat tour guides photo
“Scary picture...”
“Shrimp and eggplant”
“That is so awful...”
The Tauck tour
Thank you notes
The typewriter
Watching Girls with Jared
“What are you getting, David?”
“What are you, insane?”
“What do you think, Teddy?”
“What is this 'dah'?”
When Josh broke the glass table
“Who knows!”
Writing her memoirs
“Would you like your special drink?”
