“Are there any diseases your poop could get?”
Aubrey, Aoowu-dree, Adurdy, and Aud-ree
The Baby Abi doll
Boo and Logan
The Audraline Show
Audrey Gair “Day”
“Audrey Gair, has long hair...”
The Bat Mitzvah photographer's business card
“Beebee beebee beebee beebee beewee”
Being absolutely obsessed with Boot
The Bryan Montoya charger
Bumbleheads and waterheads
Cheryl E.
The chihuahua was cuter than Tiffany
“Colonial men?”
“Dancing in my diaper”
“Dipsy Dipsy, Dipsy...”
If a dog's nose is dry, they're not healthy
“Get Skintimate with your legs”
The hocking noise
“I'm a cactus!”
“Like laser-eye surgery?”
“Lime my insta”
The missed voiceover career
The “Mommy is very, very mean” song
“Mommy, will you marry me?”
“Oooookay!”
Mrs. Vikkin Audreyfeather and News Gah
NO JARED GAIRS ALOUD
“No W sitting...”
“Not very comfy!”
“Owls are going to peck and eat me”
“Peanuts... peanuts...”
“Pieces of Me”
Putting a bead up her nose and getting an earring back stuck in her ear
Subtopical and the Christmas carols
“Thanks!”
“That's my carpool”
The voicemail greeting
Watching The Princess Switch
Who is Skye E.?
Working at Little Caesar's
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Brotherly Love captures the essence of the brothers.
Core Memories are the stories they will absolutely never forget.
Wacky Wordplay and Utter Nonsense are the made-up words, phrases, terms, and musings on language, usually by Jared.
Our Fantasy World is full of the imaginative scenarios that only J&A could create.
Our Stupid Household compiles everything that happened in their lightly-dysfunctional home growing up.
Our Little Dumb School is about a good elementary school, actually, and the home of much more nonsense. Middle school was dumb, though.
Ripped from the Media is where all of their pop culture references live.
Jared's Ridiculous Projects are the weird businesses and intellectual property Jared envisioned growing up. (Nobody will ever read this.)
Pip's Corner, because Audrey isn't innocent in all of this.
Temple and Toby, Too. Where there's temple, there's Toby. Often intertwined, yet wholly unique.
Had enough yet? There're still more special features, like the flagship collection A Boy Named Julian or Our Bookshelf.