“Are you a lad or a lass?”
Audrey constantly getting sick
Audrey's dent, dot, rash, and shot
Big Audrey and Little Jared
The Birthright trip
Chicken fingers and raisin toes
The child ID videotapes
The comfort grip / the uncomfort grip
Complaining to Amazon
Expose forehead, blow raspberry
Everything on social media we also did
Gairgoyles greeting cards
George of the Jungle
Going to the doctor
“Haha-haha-ha, you think you're a...”
Haircuts at Cowlicks & Curls
Hanging out with Manny
“I am giving you the kiss of death...”
“I'm thinking of an animal...”
“I saw you in a dream... baby”
Jared and ceiling fans
Jared and traffic lights
Jared dreamed about stepping on Audrey, then woke up and did
Jared's first memory: someone calling their legs their “dogs”
Jared shaking his head in Audrey's face
Jared spending all night playing Super Munchers
Jared's Space Jam birthday card
Let's do tummy bumps
Little Face and Big Face
Making the other one turn off the lights and TV
No, you look more like Abi
“Oooh, do not do dat!”
Rubbing eyes so loud they make noise
Snacktime
“Take my hand, and the world will be so grand...”
Teewees in the car
“This ball contains all the power of the universe...”
Tiffany's nicknames
Visits to the library
The Woman
“You're autistic”
“You're fate”
“You're insin”
“Your breath stinks”
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Brotherly Love captures the essence of the brothers.
Core Memories are the stories they will absolutely never forget.
Wacky Wordplay and Utter Nonsense are the made-up words, phrases, terms, and musings on language, usually by Jared.
Our Fantasy World is the full of the imaginative scenarios that only J&A could create.
Our Stupid Household compiles everything that happened in their lightly-dysfunctional home growing up.
Our Little Dumb School is about a good elementary school, actually, and the home of much more nonsense. Middle school was dumb, though.
Ripped from the Media is where all of their pop culture references live.
Jared's Ridiculous Projects are the weird businesses and intellectual property Jared envisioned growing up. (Nobody will ever read this.)
Pip's Corner, because Audrey isn't innocent in all of this.
Temple and Toby, Too. Where there's temple, there's Toby. Often intertwined, yet wholly unique.
Had enough yet? There're still more special features, like the flagship collection A Boy Named Julian or Our Bookshelf.